kosmogrl:

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sweatermuppet:

sweatermuppet:

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[sobs until im physically ill] [buys greek yogurt] [repeat]

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jaethefade:

Repeat after me: I am allowing myself to live joyfully in spite of the unresolved emotions and problems that I cannot change.

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deirdreskye:

swallowedgirl:

Anna Haifisch

Babe are you okay I saw you reblogging “here’s the life I’ve always longed for”

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irrationalthot:

in the mood for someone to be gentle and sweet with me

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dumbasswhatever:

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

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detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

great lakes kids are like “you wanna go to the lake this summer” as if any of us have a fucking choice

if you’re from here ↓

you’re Going to the Lake

post is a hit with the great lakes region residents

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aritany:

neurodivergent culture is feeling intense distress on behalf of amelia bedelia as a child and i won’t hear otherwise

red-mercer:

spookygirlfriend:

redpandarascal:

ambassadorquark:

Her husband (husband? boytoy? Idk) is literally an environmental activist of course she would

excuse me, did you just call Kermit the frog an environmental activist and boy toy?

He’s manifestly both

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apricotparrotmemes:

tlirsgender:

The human spine is a joke why do my shoes effect how much my back hurts I’m gonna kill you

You can really see the average age of the user base increasing

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i shouldn’t be here

artefacts at the british museum

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rizq:

it’s kind of fun and saucy not having any kind of diagnosis on what my issue is mentally like it’s definitely not all okay up there but i don’t have a name for it so i feel like a medieval peasant plagued by a demon

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e-seal-deactivated20210319:

All I do is act incorrectly in response to stimuli

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zonaisona:

zonaisona:

zonaisona:

*calls myself “she” but in an unmistakably unfemale way*

i am a “she” in the same way a boat belonging to an honest old fisherman is a “she”

*places a hand on my waterlogged boards and tangled nets* she may be falling apart but she gets the job done :)

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